Google on the Brain
July 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm | In Commadore 64, Google, Thumbs Up | Leave a CommentTags: computer geek, Google obsession, Google Voice, Helpful Skills, Pit House, sexy skills
I’ve been very busy with Google lately. I finally installed the Google desktop thingy, have added all of my most-read pages onto my Reader, and in less than two weeks after applying, received my Google Voice number.
How did I manage that? Skills, my friends. Skills of which no one should know of, nor no one should try. You could get hurt.
In other Google news, I filled out my Google Profile. This is what it reads:
“Krissy D. -Loaf at Self, School at None, Pit House.”
Pretty much sums it up. Thank you Google!
Four Score and Two Days Ago…
July 28, 2009 at 8:00 pm | In bad photoshop, bears | 4 CommentsTags: Jill, Oreo the cat, Muscelyarm, Abe Lincoln, sexy history
Homemade Tooth Powder
July 28, 2009 at 11:57 am | In bad photoshop | 3 CommentsTags: garrison keillor causes tooth decay, homemade dental care, homemade tooth powder, Martin
I made some tooth powder last night. When I told my mom that I was going to start making my own dental products, she said,
“Oh, honey, if you can’t afford toothpaste we can go over to the store and buy you some.”
“Mom, the point is, I want to make my own. I can afford to buy my own toothpaste.”
What an ungrateful, teenage-y response. I’ve definitely been living at home too long.
Anyway, I perused the internet for tooth powder recipes and several sites (sorry no links) had the same old-timey concoction:
2 parts baking soda mixed with 1 part salt.
So, I bought some baking soda in the bulk aile at the Anoka co-op for 31 cents. I had some Kosher salt at home. I mixed four tablespoons of baking soda with 2 tablespoons of salt, and viola!
Tooth powder:
Just wet the tip of your toothbrush, dip it in the powder and brush away. My teeth felt dentist clean and appeared whiter (you can also add peppermint or tea tree oil to the mix). I finished with a peroxide and water rinse (equal parts mixture). Just make sure you don’t brush too hard like I did. The salt is abrasive and your gums will feel raw as hell if you’re too rough. But I sort of like it that way.
Just look at the results!
My Mexican Grandmother
July 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm | In bad photoshop | 2 CommentsTags: Abuelita cocoa
No Need to Explain This One…
July 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm | In bad photoshop | 1 CommentTags: bad photoshop, dough boy, dough me, dark chocolate
My Cat Gives Me Diarrhea
July 6, 2009 at 9:30 am | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentTags: bad cat, cat hater, dog enthusiast, leave me alone cat, old cat
My cat Isobel is really giving me the shits today. I have been gone for a few days, and although she has had plenty of food and water to drink, she is a very needy cat and can’t go more than a couple of hours without rubbing her snaggle face on a human being.*
So I got home last night, gave her a lot of attention and went to bed. But Isobel kept me up all night purring, walking the length of my body and jumping on and off the bed at intervals, prompting me to periodically whine, “Get away from me! Waaah, leave me alone!”
I am pissed.
*And for the record, my parents have been home to let her out of the room and give her attention (she doesn’t get along with their cats, hence the room lock up).
Food Mascots For a Bad Economy
July 5, 2009 at 10:52 pm | In bad photoshop | Leave a CommentTags: bad economy, food mascots, pilgrims, quaker oat guy, quakers, suck ass jobs, sun maid raisins
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