How to Age With Grace and Dignity
June 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm | In bad photoshop | 3 CommentsTags: cats, old lady, how to age gracefully, thong, bicycling, activia yogurt, pooping
1. Quit Smoking
2. Dress Age-Appropriately
3. Wear decorative pins that show the world your religious ideals and pig-friendly philosophy
4. Eat Activia to gain bowel-movement regularity
5. Take up a new hobby to discourage the mental faculties from breaking down over time
6. Volunteer at a cat shelter
(Or just pretend to visit a cat shelter by reading a book about cats)
7. And finally, don’t forget to exercise regularly
Now that you know the rules, hop to it you old bag!
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Cans of spaghetti sauce are very heavy!
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OMG I’m laughing so hard.
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