Be a Good American…
June 24, 2009 at 6:50 pm | In bad photoshop | 4 CommentsTags: take your pills America
Elderly, Overweight, Arthritic and Pregnant
June 24, 2009 at 11:58 am | In Uncategorized | 2 CommentsTags: elderly and pregnant cat litter, elderly cats, lazy bastard
I found this in the basement:
Apparently, the cats are elderly, arthritic, overweight and pregnant
I caught the litter reclining in the rocking chair
Quit slacking off. Get back to work.
Eliza Sanford is: The Donkey Lover
June 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm | In bad photoshop | 2 CommentsTags: L'amoureux d'âne, shirtless girl riding mechanical bull, the donkey lover
Panda Adventure!!
June 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm | In bad photoshop | 1 CommentTags: panda adventure vacation
A Brand With a Clear Vision
June 22, 2009 at 2:29 pm | In bad photoshop | 1 CommentTags: Clear vision brand marketing, grandma spanky's pasta sauce
Happy Father’s Day, Love, Liver 2000
June 21, 2009 at 4:56 pm | In bad photoshop | Leave a CommentTags: happy father's day, liver 2000, Liver 2000 the movie, raw baby calf liver
Out of Shape?
June 19, 2009 at 11:38 am | In bad photoshop | 5 CommentsTags: body builder, freelance cat neutering, freelance dog walking, pasta sauce jar, personal trainer, unemployed writer
Bikini season is finally here. Are you feeling confident? If not, I think I can help. Whether you need to shape up those buffalo wings, or defrost that muffin top, as your personal trainer I will help you acheive those results you so desire.
Just look at these satisfied and healthy customers:
Call me! I also do a little freelance dog walking and cat neutering. Oh, and I’m working on a novel.
Happy Anniversary Jill and Marlin!
June 19, 2009 at 10:49 am | In bad photoshop | 1 CommentTags: full jar, half-empty jar, half-full jar, marlin fish, married life, pasta sauce, wedding anniversary
I mean Jill and Mar-tin!
How to Age With Grace and Dignity
June 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm | In bad photoshop | 3 CommentsTags: activia yogurt, bicycling, cats, how to age gracefully, old lady, pooping, thong
1. Quit Smoking
2. Dress Age-Appropriately
3. Wear decorative pins that show the world your religious ideals and pig-friendly philosophy
4. Eat Activia to gain bowel-movement regularity
5. Take up a new hobby to discourage the mental faculties from breaking down over time
6. Volunteer at a cat shelter
(Or just pretend to visit a cat shelter by reading a book about cats)
7. And finally, don’t forget to exercise regularly
Now that you know the rules, hop to it you old bag!
Muscley Arm’s Webnog
BRRAAP!
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