Guess What?

March 30, 2009 at 3:26 pm | In Uncategorized | 7 Comments
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I’m now a thirty-one year old woman who lives with her parents.  In Anoka.  And I’m not ashamed!

I VOTED

March 10, 2009 at 9:29 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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And all I got was this lousy button:

sharted

Status Update:

March 3, 2009 at 10:56 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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Muscleyarm is looking for a big bonfire in which to throw all of her old writing notebooks into.

10:51AM

Muscleyarm is going to walk to the lightrail and then ride that pickle to the motherfucking library.

10:52AM

Muscleyarm wants to sit on the face of Facebook.  Fuck you Facebook.  No wait, I love how you waste all of my time and reunite me with long lost high school classmates.  Please come back to me.

10:53AM

Muscleyarm is: Wait a minute.  This isn’t Facebook.  And nice name, by the way.  I’m going to develope a social networking site called Footbook.  Get a life, Krissy.

Just Call Me the Dog Rescuer

March 1, 2009 at 1:51 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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On my daily, random walk yesterday I rescued another dog.  I know, it’s crazy.  This is the second dog in two weeks.  I rounded a corner and there in front of me was a Collie.  It barked at me and then I followed it for half a block until it ran up the walk of a house.  Long story short, it was the house of the dog’s owner and the owner wasn’t aware of the dog’s truancy.

I tried to keep walking on down the street, but I felt I had an obligation to the dog and it’s owner, so I turned around to ring the door bell.

People just can’t help doing what they were meant to do.  I guess I was meant to wander around the streets of Minneapolis like a homeless man, not looking for lost dogs but stumbling upon them anyway.

Because, who has the time to rescue a poor defenseless dog like the unemployed urban wanderer?

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