Muscleyarm’s WebNog

Things to do and not to do:

1. Not get evicted.
2. Get a job.
3. Stop itching eye after cleaning a disgusting house.
4. Remind self that germs enter the mucus membranes in the eye, so don’t put a germ-covered finger in there.
5. Eat more red meat and take iron supplements, per free clinic’s orders.
6. Stop giving blood.
7. Move mattress out of living room, back into bedroom where it belongs.  You’re not a teenager.
8. Remove two man tent from bedroom.
9. Just kidding, I never put a tent up in my room, but that is a great idea.
10. Start drinking coffee again.
11. Eat more carrots again.  They’re good for the lungs.
12. More stuff…
13. Start drinking more, or less, depending on your constitution.
14. Stop wasting time on the internet.
15. Get a life.
16. Or make more of the one you have.
17. Start using the phrase “Pull a ride on her/him.”
18. Try to give a damn.
19. Stop eating so much spicy food.
20. Relax.