2008 October « Muscleyarm’s WebNog

Links: Empty Toilet Paper Rolls

I did a Google image search on “empty toilet paper roll” and found the following (if you have the time to peruse the links):

Empty toilet paper roll #1

Empty toilet paper roll #2

Empty toilet paper roll #3

Empty toilet paper roll #4

Stupid Charmin Bears

Elephant

Enjoy

Ernie Magazine

October 25, 2008 at 1:52 pm | In Uncategorized | 5 Comments
Tags: ernie magazine, high crotch fashions

When I was in 9th grade I made my own magazine called “Ernie Magazine.” I flipped through one the other day and sadly, my sense of humor has not matured one bit. Here are some samples covers and content (forgive the horrible handwriting and spelling).

This cover isn’t nearly as pretty as the previous one:

Political and timely:

Fashion for High Crotches:

With heroic adventures!

Man, I wish I had the non-existent social life of a bored and manic 15 year old again. And for the record, I started these magazines when I was 12 and much of the content in these scanned images were an attempt to recreate the original, which I had lost (I’m really not sure if this is a correct memory)…Or maybe not. Maybe I’m trying to cover up the fact that I may have been a little slow back then.

Ah, who cares.

Beer Meets Tea

October 25, 2008 at 9:45 am | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments
Tags: Beer and Tea conversations

Beer and Tea meet:

And have a conversation about politics:

The End.

Toilet Roll Etiquette

October 25, 2008 at 9:43 am | In Uncategorized | 3 Comments
Tags: empty toilet paper roll, toilet paper roll etiquette

A friend of mine is apparently so busy that he doesn’t have time to put a new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser, let alone throw away the empty roll or replace the dispenser tube.

The evidence:

So now, whenever I visit his house, I do the same thing.

I’m busy, dammit!

Crotch Shots

October 25, 2008 at 9:36 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: crotch pictures, crotch shots

Here are some crotch shots. Martin has more, but they are of his own crotch and I don’t know of anyone else besides his wife that would be interested in seeing those pictures strewn across the web. Am I wrong?

I hope these aren’t too pornographic for you tender souls out there.

I Wonder What Old Muskrat is Doing?

October 25, 2008 at 9:23 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: muskrat, muskrat pictures, Muskrat Sally

Hibernating? What a cutie!!

Is This a Motel Review? This is All I Got…

October 17, 2008 at 8:13 am | In Uncategorized | 4 Comments
Tags: Duluth motels, Irish pub, Taco John's, The Chalet

Duluth’s beautiful Chalet Motel:

Budget rooms that smell a little like cat piss (at least mine did)

With a breathtaking view of Taco John’s:

Seriously. Go there, knock back a few at Carmody’s Irish Pub, then come back and get a full refund on your room because your friends in River Falls want you to party with them and you’d rather not stay the night alone in some skanky motel watching the Discovery Channel.

The Chalet is a decent place, but think about bringing a friend, an oz. of weed, and some Jack Daniels if you rent a room. You’re going to need it.

Ghostly Picture of Old Car

October 11, 2008 at 10:33 am | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments
Tags: Breathe Right Strips for Cats, Delta Eighty-eight, getting stolen from

Here is a picture of my old car through the curtains of my apartment. I miss it. I had a nightmare last night that I was in New York and I left my purse on the stairs of a building while I used the bathroom really quick. When I came back, of course all of my money and stuff was gone.

My cat is snoring right now. It kind of sounds like people having sex. Do they make those Breathe Right Strips for cats?

What I Do At Night With Donkeys

October 10, 2008 at 7:31 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: chimpanzee, donkey, sexy back, shill for the sexy donkey industry, what I do at night with donkeys

I think I should rename my blog “Donkey Town” and only write about what I do at night, seeing as that’s the one blog that seems to consistently get hits.

I wonder what people were looking for when they searched “his round bottom” and “sexy hand man”? The 21 kind people who searched “donkey” and fell splat between the knees of “This is What I Do At Night” were no doubt angry and confused.

I hope that this new blog post, which has nothing to do with donkeys or what I do with them at night, becomes the new reigning champion.

Chimpanzee!!

For the Love of Christ

October 7, 2008 at 2:30 pm | In Uncategorized | 7 Comments
Tags: Jesus Christ, RM Brodin

I found this original oil painting at “Yours and Mine” antique store in Anoka a couple of weeks ago. Created in 1971 by a fella named R.M. Brodin, it’s more than likely a self-portrait. I secretly call him Lord Jesus Christ in times of crisis and uncertainty. Just don’t tell him that! I don’t want his noggin to fill with unholy nonsense.