Muscleyarm’s WebNog

I have a lot of scary dreams. My dreams of late have been quite apocalyptic. You see, I have it on good authority from my dream chipmunk friends that animal-human hybrids are on the upswing and will soon take over the world with a swift vengeance, virtually wiping out the normal human population. Only chimps will survive, because as we all know, chimps are already an animal-human hybrid. Female humans will survive because they will be needed for breeding and cleaning purposes (that is, until there is enough animal-human hybrids to inter-mate without serious genetic defects).

So, I guess I’d better get on the breeding end of things before I am eliminated.

In other news, I’m starting my own cleaning business. So far I’m the only one on the team and I’ve got to say, my boss is a bastard. She’s going to make me start wearing a Target employee-like outfit. I told her that I don’t look good in khaki and red, but she told me “Tough nuts. Cleaning ain’t for vanity.” Whatever that means.