2008 February « Muscleyarm’s WebNog

Ideas

February 16, 2008 at 12:00 am | In Uncategorized | 3 Comments

1. Beef-flavored car.

2. Chicken sticks with buffalo sauce.

3. Peanut-butter bed spread.

4. Gas-powered hamster wheel.

5. Deluxe Kool-Aid chemistry set.

-Krissy

Good use of hyphens. “Chicken stick and Buffalo Sauce stole my beef-flavored car” Krissy screamed at Isobel who was working out in the hamster wheel. Isobel growled “tell someone who cares, I’m toning my flanks.” Krissy looked at Daniel Day-Lewis’ body still smiling next to the Jim Jones Kill-Aid Chemistry Set and decided that the Kool-Aid endorsed set would’ve been a waste of money. “I should clean that up before he starts stinking up the place.” Isobel walked off to find the saran wrap and began cleaning the last bits of Javier Bardem out of the fridge to make room for DDL. Krissy wiped her forehead and noticed something creamy and warm come off of her hand. She looked down and realized that she was all wrapped up in her Peanut-Butter bed spread and it had all been a bad dream.

-Martin

Three Panel Debate

February 9, 2008 at 12:00 am | In Uncategorized | 4 Comments
Tags: debate, panel

Hello, I have asked three panel guests to debate on the Demise of the American Dollar.

Robert Robotdog, why don’t you start us off?

Thank you Krissy. Hello, my name is Robert Robotdog and I teach statistics at the University of Minnesota. I’m a firm believer in hindsight 20/20 and I think that there are a few Chicken Littles’ out there crying wolf over spilt milk. The American dollar has always had its ups and downs and it has always bounced back. Remember the Dust Bowl of ‘32? After that little annoyance died down, the dollar was back in business and stronger than ever.

Hello, this is Gunter, and I have to say that I disagree with you Dr. Robotdog. The American dollar has been in a steady decline for many years now and I think that it is up to the American consumer to take charge of their economic future and embrace the Euro like the verschwender soehne they are.

Isobel here. I’m not sure how to respond to all of this. Quite honestly, I’m sex-dumb and I don’t have all of my synapses in working order. Sorry ’bout that.

Love Couch

February 4, 2008 at 1:08 pm | In Uncategorized | 3 Comments
Tags: fuzzy couch, ron jeremy

I can’t say enough good things about my couch Ron Jeremy. Since I’ve gotten this couch, I have gone through a lot of crap that I don’t need and thrifted it to Goodwill. Also, Ron Jeremy -not the couch- is now my top friend on Myspace.