Muscleyarm’s WebNog

Astronauts do it best! That’s what I thought until a week ago.  Chip, my astronaut boyfriend, and I were going strong. We read the same mathematical equations, believed in a more environmental rocket fuel alternative, and made sweet, mad love under the stars every night even when I was on the rag. Chip was an adventurer in all aspects of his life. So needless to say, I was waiting for my rocket man to pop the question. And pop he did! Douche bag asked me if I would consider changing my 401k options from conservative to aggressive. “Certainly not!” I said. “Well, it’s either it or me!” He said. I chose it. I’m sorry, but I don’t change for no man.