My Cat Gives Me Diarrhea

July 6, 2009 at 9:30 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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My cat Isobel is really giving me the shits today.  I have been gone for a few days, and although she has had plenty of food and water to drink, she is a very needy cat and can’t go more than a couple of hours without rubbing her snaggle face on a human being.*

So I got home last night, gave her a lot of attention and went to bed.  But Isobel kept me up all night purring, walking the length of my body and jumping on and off the bed at intervals, prompting me to periodically whine, “Get away from me!  Waaah, leave me alone!”

I am pissed.

*And for the record, my parents have been home to let her out of the room and give her attention (she doesn’t get along with their cats, hence the room lock up).

Food Mascots For a Bad Economy

July 5, 2009 at 10:52 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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This job sucks

tom the quaker2

Be a Good American…

June 24, 2009 at 6:50 pm | In Uncategorized | 4 Comments
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take your pills

Elderly, Overweight, Arthritic and Pregnant

June 24, 2009 at 11:58 am | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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I found this in the basement:

senorita cat 001

Apparently, the cats are elderly, arthritic, overweight and pregnant

senorita cat 002

I caught the litter reclining in the rocking chair

senorita cat 003

Quit slacking off.  Get back to work.

Eliza Sanford is: The Donkey Lover

June 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments
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donkey lover

Panda Adventure!!

June 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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panda adventures

A Brand With a Clear Vision

June 22, 2009 at 2:29 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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Grandma Spanky4

Happy Father’s Day, Love, Liver 2000

June 21, 2009 at 4:56 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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liver 2000 copy

Out of Shape?

June 19, 2009 at 11:38 am | In Uncategorized | 5 Comments
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Bikini season is finally here.  Are you feeling confident?  If not, I think I can help.  Whether you need to shape up those buffalo wings, or defrost that muffin top, as your personal trainer I will help you acheive those results you so desire.

Just look at these satisfied and healthy customers:

out of shape

Call me!  I also do a little freelance dog walking and cat neutering.  Oh, and I’m working on a novel.

Happy Anniversary Jill and Marlin!

June 19, 2009 at 10:49 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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I mean Jill and Mar-tin!

jill and martin

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