My Cat Gives Me Diarrhea
July 6, 2009 at 9:30 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: bad cat, cat hater, dog enthusiast, leave me alone cat, old cat
My cat Isobel is really giving me the shits today. I have been gone for a few days, and although she has had plenty of food and water to drink, she is a very needy cat and can’t go more than a couple of hours without rubbing her snaggle face on a human being.*
So I got home last night, gave her a lot of attention and went to bed. But Isobel kept me up all night purring, walking the length of my body and jumping on and off the bed at intervals, prompting me to periodically whine, “Get away from me! Waaah, leave me alone!”
I am pissed.
*And for the record, my parents have been home to let her out of the room and give her attention (she doesn’t get along with their cats, hence the room lock up).
Food Mascots For a Bad Economy
July 5, 2009 at 10:52 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: bad economy, food mascots, pilgrims, quaker oat guy, quakers, suck ass jobs, sun maid raisins
Be a Good American…
June 24, 2009 at 6:50 pm | In Uncategorized | 4 CommentsTags: take your pills America
Elderly, Overweight, Arthritic and Pregnant
June 24, 2009 at 11:58 am | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentTags: elderly and pregnant cat litter, elderly cats, lazy bastard
Eliza Sanford is: The Donkey Lover
June 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 CommentsTags: L'amoureux d'âne, shirtless girl riding mechanical bull, the donkey lover
Panda Adventure!!
June 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentTags: panda adventure vacation
A Brand With a Clear Vision
June 22, 2009 at 2:29 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentTags: Clear vision brand marketing, grandma spanky's pasta sauce
Happy Father’s Day, Love, Liver 2000
June 21, 2009 at 4:56 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: happy father's day, liver 2000, Liver 2000 the movie, raw baby calf liver
Out of Shape?
June 19, 2009 at 11:38 am | In Uncategorized | 5 CommentsTags: body builder, freelance cat neutering, freelance dog walking, pasta sauce jar, personal trainer, unemployed writer
Bikini season is finally here. Are you feeling confident? If not, I think I can help. Whether you need to shape up those buffalo wings, or defrost that muffin top, as your personal trainer I will help you acheive those results you so desire.
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Happy Anniversary Jill and Marlin!
June 19, 2009 at 10:49 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: full jar, half-empty jar, half-full jar, marlin fish, married life, pasta sauce, wedding anniversary
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